These are legit tickets! 
Let me know if anyone wants to buy them

These are legit tickets!
Let me know if anyone wants to buy them

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

(Source: ugly)

(Source: zabelledesigns)

white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water
lolfactory:

I Must Be a Red Shirt, Because I’ve Died and Gone to Heaven ☆ funny tumblr

lolfactory:

I Must Be a Red Shirt, Because I’ve Died and Gone to Heaven

☆ funny tumblr

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you